War

War.

War for security.

War for democracy.

War for freedom.

War for peace.

War for oil – but not really for oil: for freedom.

War to prevent war.

War to make war less likely.

War to end the last war.

War to avoid the next war.

War for humanitarian concerns.

War to save people.

War on seagulls, for some reason.

War against our enemies.

War against their enemies.

War on the enemies of enterprise – whoever they might be.

New war – which is really just an old war.

War to prevent violence.

War to contain violence.

War to end violence.

War to make the world a safer place.

War to end war.

War.

(The seagulls appear to be winning, incidentally).