A New Place Of Exile

Richard Hutton

The Encyclopedia of Sensible Politics


Sensible – noun: a person whose political views only ever accord with the dictates of common wisdom, while occupying the straits of prudence. Synonym: centrist.

Centrist – an adherent of Centrism.

Centrism – a political reflection of the Centre.

Centre – location on the political spectrum, occupied by Centrists.

Centrists – plural of Centrist.

Centrist –  an adherent of Centrism.


Castro, Fidel – an oppressive, Cold War-era South American dictator. Opposed by sensible Cuban moderates in exile; who dream of the day that a present-day successor to General Pinochet will liberate their benighted land, and restore centrism.

Democracy – 1) a vital prerequisite for the historical legitimacy of any left-wing government.  2) a superfluous point of concern regarding a lucrative trading partner.

Saudi Arabia – procurers of Britain’s weaponry; currently waging a regrettably necessary war in Yemen.

Yemen – a war being waged by Saudi Arabia; resulting in the regrettable but unavoidable mass casualties among the civilian population. Antonym: Syria.

Syria – a war being waged by Russia; resulting in a terrible and avoidable loss of life among innocent civilians.

Gesture politics – suspending the sale of armaments to an ally involved in a war, when the weaponry is being used to kill civilians. A more sensible, commonsense approach is to continue the sale of weapons, but express regret at the loss of life occurring as a result of bombing campaigns.

Commonsense – application of basic logic to a conundrum. Example: “the accidental humanitarian bombing of civilians can only be mitigated by more precise bombing; rather than an end to bombing”.


Condemn – imperative action, to be undertaken during any ongoing military/humanitarian catastrophe facilitated by a foreign nation’s government. Example: “In light of this latest bombing campaign, The Left must condemn Russia for supplying Syria’s government with weaponry – which is costing civilians their lives”.

Re-condemn – even more imperative action, in which condemnation must be reiterated upon request. Example: “It’s not enough to merely condemn – you must now re-condemn Russia for supplying Syria’s government with weaponry”.

Tony Blair – former Prime Minister of Britain; winner of three general elections, and liberator of Iraq. In 2003, the United Kingdom was a mere 45 minutes away from certain annihilation – yet Tony Blair saved it, single-handedly; only to see the three general elections he had won become marginalised in the public consciousness by the hundred-thousand or so fatalities which arose as an incidental byproduct of the war effort. See the 12 volumes of ingratitude published by Chilcot Inquiry.

Conspiracy theory – preposterous conjecture, rooted in unreflective paranoia; which eschews evidence-based assessments of complex issues in favour of ideologically-driven, politically expedient conclusions.

Vladimir Putin – all-powerful villain, of the designation ‘super’. It is almost certain, on a 52/48 basis, that his interference prevented sensible outcomes to the US Presidential election, the EU Referendum, and possibly also the Sleaford by-election as well. Believed to have ensured Hillary Clinton would lose the Presidency via a Manchurian Candidate scenario; in which Russian operatives hacked into Hillary Clinton’s personal email account, and deployed subliminal spam messages, thereby reprogramming her to run an ineffectual campaign rooted in open indifference towards her own vote-base.


Hillary Clinton – the sensible candidate in America’s Presidential contest of 2016. Subject to a number of conspiracy theories, peddled by non-sensible types. For example, one such theory posits that Clinton’s own shoddy and obnoxious campaign tactics backfired when they were deployed against her to better effect by a more unscrupulous opponent. A further theory has it that Clinton was perfectly capable of mobilising Democrats behind her, but needed political commitments which would antagonise the many vested interests who had bankrolled her campaign; and that having been gifted the most beatable Republican opponent in history, if Clinton had made so many compromises that she was unable to conduct the campaign required, had no one to blame for the outcome but herself.

Momentum – an all-powerful group of far-left insurgents; who – having lain in wait for decades – recently decided to infiltrate the British Labour party en masse, and spring their revolutionary coup forthwith. Renowned for online-thuggery.

Far-left – people whose idea of progressive politics insensibly results in them renouncing conservatism, rather than abiding by it.

Infiltrate – submit an application for membership.

Online-thuggery – being impolite on social media forums. Example: calling people ‘Tories’, just because they have expressed support for the Conservative Party, and approve of its policies.


Pfizer – a heroic pharmaceutical company, working for the sake of all humanity; on a for-profit basis.

Wingman promise – a pledge which adorns men’s grooming products, produced by the Wingman company: loyalty, confidence, and banter; coupled with a no-nonsense approach to life. Primarily, exfoliating dead skin-cells, while raising money on behalf of Help for Heroes.

Help for Heroes – a charity which raises funds on behalf of disabled ex-service personnel, injured in Britain’s regrettably necessary wars.

British Legion – a charity which raises funds on behalf of disabled ex-service personnel, injured in Britain’s regrettably necessary wars; through the sale of poppies.

Poppy – a symbol of patriotic support for Britain’s glorious wars. Absence indicates the possible involvement in thought-crimes. Example – a dignified, deep-crust tribute to the fallen: 


Waitrose – a decadent emporium, favoured by elites. Purveyors of effete lattes, elitist cereals, out-of-touch sandwiches; and the fruits of contemptuous banana plantations, straightened out in ivory towers, by the Liberal Intelligentsia Division Of Greengrocers, so as to accord with EU regulations.

WH Smiths – a humble, plain-spoken, salt-of-the-earth retail outlet; suffused with proletarian credibility. For example, its book-aisles overflow with the type of publications which remain prepossessing to the man on the Clapham Omnibus; who sensibly disdains pretentious tomes, such as James Joyce’s Ulysses, in favour of the down to earth Harry Potter series of novels.

Harry Potter – an allegorical set of stories, which function as an oracle for understanding contemporary political events and circumstances. For example, the character Voldemort symbolises the lack of moral fibre among young people these days; while the Hogwarts boarding school simultaneously represents the travails of Cuban Exiles, the house building programme of the New Labour government between 1997-2005, the AIDS crisis of the 1980’s, and the necessity for military intervention in various Middle Eastern countries.


Clapham Omnibus – a mode of transport: the preserve and hallmark of ordinary people.

Ordinary people – honest, upstanding social group, imbued with inherent nobility, and sensible opinions: eschewing the braying hauteur of experts, in favour of the modest viewpoints held by callous-palmed working-class sons of toil and graft; such as Nigel Farage, Lord Rothermere, and Prince Harry.

Working class – stouthearted yeomen, whose every thought on the whys and wherefores of life is a rough-hewn diamond of sensible insight; and can therefore be cited to buttress even those political opinions which regrettably run contrary to a commentator’s own moral virtues. Example: “the working class has very real concerns about freedom of movement for EU citizens – and these must be addressed, even if it means leaving the EU”.

Freedom of movement – dread modern phenomenon, which imperils the very existence of the Working Class. Not to be confused with an imaginary problem, continuously mawed at for eons by bottomless human pits of seething rancor.


Populism – public opinions which jeapordise the financial or electoral prospects of politicians, and the wealthiest members of society whose interests they represent in Parliament. For example, anti-migrant hysteria propelling a referendum vote to leave the European Union; thereby depriving British businesses of skilled employees and trade.

David Cameron – a brave, noble and unfailingly principled former Prime Minister of Britain, from 2010-16; who conducted an honourable campaign during the EU referendum, and was let down – in fact, failed – by all around him; before being ultimately undone by the dark forces of populism, advanced through the pages of tabloid newspapers. Not to be confused with the David Cameron who was also Prime Minister of Britain between 2010-16; and whose hallmarks of shameless dishonesty, verbiage, race-baiting, and opportunistic exploitation of tabloid-fuelled popular misapprehensions backfired; all while having more than a year to prepare a contingency plan for the event of Brexit, and failing to do so, promptly resigned, leaving his colleagues to deal with the aftermath.

Post-truth – unprecedented era of the present; in which, for the first time ever, politicians and journalists make no distinction between factual and fictitious claims, provided it suits an expedient political purpose. While the origins remain unclear – chronologically, at least – the post-truth epoch appears to have emerged approximately one decade after the media and political representatives of Britain and America debated the urgent need to invade Iraq, due to its stockpiled weapons of mass destruction.

Fake news – inaccurate stories which bedevil the non-professional media; preventing sensible discussion of political issues, and thereby paving the way for misinformed consumers to vote for the wrong things – ultimately undermining democracy. Antonym: quality media.

Quality media: a wide array of hard-hitting news reports, or trenchant opinion pieces; impeccably researched and immaculately sourced by highly-trained and professionally-accredited journalists. Examples:

‘Firefighters rescue cat stuck up tree’ (St Helens Star)

‘Five thing you didn’t know about John McCain’s Penis’ (Gawker)

‘”Game of Thrones” Real-Life D.C. Counterparts: Election 2016 Edition’ (Rolling Stone)

‘How 2016 is like “the West Wing”‘ (CNN)


“My 8 year old said” – a source of precociously sensible political insight; provided by children whose words are subsequently deployed to shape media discourse. Example: “My 8 year old asked: why are the workers on strike, daddy? You haven’t received a pay rise in twenty years, yet you never complain”.

Snowflake – a young person, left with a timorous disposition by virtue of their political commitments; incapable of withstanding robust disagreement on subjects such as the natural inferiority of certain social groups to others.

Political correctness – oppressive phenomenon which has left many white people of middle years, upwards, living in a state of constant fear; lest their political opinions about the natural inferiority of certain social groups result in name-calling – or, worse, dispute.

Safe space – campus policy, jeapordising entire societies, through demanding that universities abide by equality legislation and prohibit exposure to anything discomfiting.

Burqa – item of clothing which deeply offends the sensitivities of sensible, white European males – who were historically oppressed by Muslim women; and consequently demand that they no longer be exposed to something they find discomfiting.

Identity politics – shameful modern phenomenon; which contributes directly to old white male oppression. What chance do old white males have in a society like Britain? As many as 100% of British prime ministers have been white; and that is a rate which can only decrease. What’s more, no fewer than two Prime Ministers have been female. Where there no men could enough for the job? How many premier league football players are over the age of seventy? None – that’s how many. And yet despite this level of persecution – suffered exclusively by those who are old, white, and male – identity politics focuses entirely on the experiences of gays, women, and ethnic minorities. Not sensible.


Electoral college – executive body which superseded a popular vote in the US Presidential contest; thereby depriving people of a sensible outcome.

Parliament – executive body which hasn’t superseded a popular vote in the EU referendum; thereby depriving people of a sensible outcome.

“Park tanks on lawn” – to adopt a political opponent’s rhetoric; with the sensible manoeuvre of not meaning it. Example: “The Prime Minister didn’t just park her tanks on the lawn, but dug up the grass and smashed down the garden shed” – i.e. duplicated her opponent’s rhetoric; minus the sincerity.

McDonalds – a key battleground in the factional warfare which erupted between the sensible and non-sensible wings of the Labour party, following its decision to refuse money from the company due to repeated abrogation of union rights. Provided a virtual reality potato-farming experience at the Conservative Party’s conference; much to chagrin of Sensible Labour, who missed out.

“I voted for x; but I didn’t vote for why” – aphorism: a metaphysical approach to democracy; whereby cause is separated from consequence, and the upshots are a matter of willpower alone. Example: “I voted to leave the EU; but I didn’t vote to be left poorer as a result”.


But – conjunction: belies appeasement, if not apologia. Example: “what the Islamist terrorists who murdered Charlie Hebdo’s cartoonists did was utterly unacceptable; BUT it shouldn’t lead to scapegoating of everybody who is Muslim”. Once put through the Google Filter of Sensible Political Views, this statement translates as: “what the heroic terrorists who understandably murdered Charlie Hebdo’s cartoonists did was acceptable; purple monkey dishwasher”.

Appeasement – attempts to prevent governments treating suspected criminals the same way they treat convicted criminals. A renowned gateway to fascism.

Fascism – nationalistic, authoritarian ideology or form of government; which persecutes religious minorities, oversees extra-judicial imprisonment, employs detention camps, and revels in warfare. Can only be foiled by sensible political commitments, such as patriotism, a robust approach to law and order, repressing public expressions of Muslim beliefs or identity, interring people in Guantanamo Bay, and bombing Middle Eastern countries on a regular basis.

Page from the Euston Manifesto.

Orwell, George – progenitor of sensible politics. Fought in the Spanish Civil War; before penning incisive screeds admonishing The Left, and reporting suspected communists to the British intelligence services.

Spanish Civil War – a military conflict conducted between 1936-39; in which sensible moderate forces led by George Orwell defeated both the right-wing fascists of General Franco, and the left-wing fascists of The Left; by engaging them in a robust battle of ideas through unflinching columns in the Observer newspaper.

Stop The War – all powerful protest group. Despite the British government’s involvement in continual wars for 18 years, in at least five different countries, Stop The War continue to frustrate sensible people through cynically relying upon empirical evidence to inform their standpoint, instead of simply endorsing Britain’s surgical strikes against evil.

Really – adverb: denotes sensible counsel. Example: “If Stop The War REALLY wanted to stop wars, they would be demanding that we go to war”.

Ad-hominem – childish name-calling: the preserve of  ivory tower-dwelling bien pensant bruschetta-nibbling prosecco-swilling socialist latte-sippers.

Victory – the act of failing to achieve one’s tactical and strategic goals, while leaving the enemy in complete control of the battlefield.

The Right-Minded View: Sleaford’s By-Election – Another Terrible Result For Corbyn

If it wasn’t for Jeremy Corbyn, then Labour would definitely have won the Parliamentary seat in Sleaford; which has been held for 19 consecutive years by Conservative MPs, and has never been won by any other party.

Just how did the Conservatives retain a safeseat, in a by-election, during the onset of winter, with an electoral turnout which was only half that of the previous General Election’s? Well, it simply defies any other possible explanation save to attribute the outcome solely to Mr Corbyn. Now, that’s not to say that every by-election is entirely reflective of Corbyn – because Labour has won many under his tenure; and we can safely say that those results had nothing to do with him at all – he was merely incidental.

However, when the Labour party fails to do something completely unprecedented under his watch, then we can point the finger of blame with quite some assurance indeed. Never mind the 52%, let alone the 48%: 100% is the most important percentage of them all – and thanks solely to Mr Corbyn, Labour failed to gain 100% of the votes in Sleaford.

Can people honestly foresee Labour coming close to 2015’s losing performance under Corbyn at this rate?If you ask me, the only solution is for the Labour party to adopt the mutually exclusive commitments of the Liberal Democrats and Ukip forthwith – as the media and Labour’s most prominent backbenchers demand, between them.

In sum, if Labour had finished second, rather than fourth, then they would have won. Food for Mr Corbyn’s proverbial.

The Casey Report – A Special Guest Review By Brigadier Reginald Horace (Territorials; Retired)


Although I haven’t read the Casey Report, I can only conclude that it vindicates everything I have long believed, but entirely, about modern Britain.

To put it bluntly, the United Kingdom is now simply a bewildering place. The gradual erosion of British culture has reached such an extent that many people could no longer identify their own country in a police line-up, should it be required.

To take but one example, the tidal wave of foreign imports has changed honest British cuisine beyond recognition. It has all been too much, too soon. Potatoes were fine – but then it was tomatoes; and, no more than a few centuries after that, jalfrezis. What was wrong with an honest bowl of tepid water, I ask? Nothing, so far as I can see.

This is not merely my observation, you understand – most people I know feel the same way. Simply visit the local Sainsers. Instead of honest British peas, or the venerable parsnip, even the most homely of supermarkets now stocks a perplexing array of okra, pak choi, and lemon grass. And unlike the indigenous carrot, you simply do not know where you stand with an eggplant.

It is high-time that consumers of these, and similar vegetables, assimilated into our way of life, forthwith. There are already communities where you can no longer purchase the white part of leeks, for fear of upsetting certain sensibilities; and what’s more – according to the Daily Mail, no less – the BBC now uses mind-rays to beam political correctness into the very thought-processes of viewers: one moment, somebody is listening to Radio 4 – the next, they are trying to ban Christmas dinner.

On that score, an oath of allegiance to all things British cannot come too soon, to my mind. The following might very well suffice:

I pledge allegiance to Britain and its resplendent jams (and magnificent biscuits); and salute the Royal Yacht.
Support Brexit,
Oppose casual littering,
Believe strongly that you should be able to hear the lyrics in modern music (too often you can’t, I say);
And object to the general absence of moral fibre in the young these days.
Also, you get far too many many leaflets posted through your front door – as far as I’m concerned it really is not on – the council ought to crackdown on this racket, as a matter of urgency.
Bring back national service.
Lest we forget.

This is the sort of thing which will put hair back on the chest of the nation, in no short order. Until such a time as it occupies walls in every public building throughout the land, chaos will reign.

The Right-Minded View: The Casey Review.

I, for one, do not have any doubts whatsoever about public concern for the well-being of migrants and refugees, of all kinds – especially women and children – being voiced in the media today; which is why there is such popular enthusiasm for rescuing them during their travails in the Mediterranean Sea, for instance.

Thankfully we have a government which is brave enough to confront the issue of sexism being imported into Britain by foreign men. It’s truly a day to behold when members of our nation’s Parliament bemoan patriarchy. Who could be better placed, after all? As many as 25% of MPs are female – a clear equilibrium; and setting the best of examples for citizens of all kinds to follow.

What’s more, unlike newcomers to our shores – who want to suppress women by isolating them, physically and linguistically, from British society – Theresa May offers an even-handed approach, instead; by simply deporting foreign women from our country altogether, after a stint in Yarl’s Wood.

Ms May would never discriminate, however – to match her robust approach to foreign women, she also devoted the better part of six years to ending the Health in Pregnancy Grant, closing Surestart Centres, reducing child benefit, undermining the provision of rape counselling, ending legal aid for victims of domestic violence, closing women’s shelters – along with specialist domestic violence courts – seeking to repeal abortion rights, and voting against homosexual women being allowed to adopt children: all of which impact upon women of all nationalities and backgrounds, living in Britain today. That is because Theresa May is, at heart, an egalitarian.

In recent years, ordinary people have been forced to rely upon the robust fighting men of Ukip to speak their very real concerns about the position of women in society; but I am confident that the Casey Report will see more mainstream politicians adopt a similar approach to the long-standing issue of how we can make Britain a welcoming place for all residents.

The Right-Minded View: The Richmond Byelection – Farewell, Zac Goldsmith


I am not a supporter of the Conservative Party, myself – though I do invariably vote for them in elections; I merely believe in fairness, and giving people their due. On that tack, I say it is only right to extol the many virtues of Mr Zac Goldsmith.

As a man of conviction, Mr Goldsmith took a principled approach to the London mayoralty contest, by noting the distinct similarity between the surnames of the Labour candidate, Sadiq Khan, and famed Mongol Horde chieftain: the warlord Mr Genghis Khan.

As a point of order, Mr Goldsmith bravely demanded that the one Mr Khan clarify any possible links to the other Mr Khan; and confirm that he had no plans to lay waste to Central Asia in like manner. I, for one, do not doubt for a moment that this was a genuine point of concern for Mr Goldsmith’s part.

It was perhaps this peerless repository of personal integrity which saw Goldsmith romp home to an impressive second-place finish, overall. Indeed, had the London Mayoralty contest been an Olympic event, this would have garnered a silver medal, no less. Something to bear in mind for future contests.

On much the same tack of, well, thing, (about fairness and dues etc), the Liberal Democrats warrant a fittingly fulsome encomium; as is only proper.

As their formidable leader, Mr Tim Farron, has noted, there is little to no discernible difference between Zac Goldsmith on the one hand, and Mr Jeremy Corbyn on the other. Whereas Goldsmith engaged in populism (sometimes mis-spelled these days as ‘racism’) for personal gain; Mr Corbyn has never done or said anything derogatory about anyone. You simply cannot tell the two men apart, in my view.

What’s more, unlike sundry latte-sipping Leftists, who live in out of touch parts of the country like Islington, Richmond represents the pulse beating at the very heart of the nation’s corpse.

While Richmond may be more affluent than Islington, and more exclusive, and less socio-economically diverse, with a much less varied array of ethnicity and nationalities among its inhabitants – and for that matter, geographically indistinct – it clearly represents something or another; which proves that whatever political interpretation is attached to this byelection result is not merely of national significance, but is also indisputably correct. And you can’t say better than that, now, can you?

Farewell then Zac Goldsmith – a true gentleman and scholar of British politics. Welcome, in turn, a ninth Parliamentary member for the propitious Liberal Democrats – easing themselves into position as a sort of political suppository for the softening of Brexit.

The Right-Minded View: Ukip’s New Leader, Paul Nuttall


I, for one, welcome the new leader of the UK’s foremost independence party.

You only need to know one thing about UKIP’s new leader, Paul Nuttall: he has neither confirmed, nor denied, having sex with a dead pig. That is the kind of caliber honest British patriots expect – no, demand – from their political representatives in this day and age.

It should not be taken as a potential flaw in the man’s character. After all, much the same could be said about David Cameron himself – and it didn’t prevent him rising to the ranks of Prime Minister, no less; without ever once accounting for such matters, publicly.

On a related note, Mr Nuttall is one of the few Liverpudlians who are not too proud to read The Sun newspaper. I say that both of these facets put him squarely in tune with the hopes and aspirations of ordinary voters.

What truly motivates Mr Nuttall can be summed-up quite simply, however: Britain. Indeed, Mr Nuttall works tirelessly for our country’s benefit – so much so that he placed a respectable 736th out of 756 Members of the European Parliament, in terms of parliamentary attendance. What’s more, he once finished a credible second – as the Conservative candidate – during the Sefton council election. Several years later, he improved on this – standing as a Ukip candidate in Bootle: successfully finishing fourth. Four is a higher number than two, as I’m sure we can all agree.

Mr Nuttall is by no means parochial, however. On the contrary, he takes bold inspiration from the continent: favouring the kind of robust immigration policies endorsed by successive German Chancellors, between the years 1932 and 1945.

It is in fact this very topic which forms the nexus of Mr Nuttall’s political philosophy. Nothing could be dearer to Ukip than the well-being of ordinary Britons. To that end, it is high-time to restore proper order to things, and enforce strict controls on immigration.

The influx of migration to British shores is not a recent phenomenon, by any means. On the contrary, the absence of border controls is a problem which has bedeviled Britain since the beginning of time – right back when foreign fish first left the ocean, and began walking on our land.

Many ordinary working-class trees and shrubs had very real concerns about these walking fish invading our shores. If you ask Mr Nuttall, he would rightly – no, proudly – aver that migrating fish should have stayed in their own prehistoric seas. This is not due to prejudice, for his part – but concern, for the past aquatic prosperity of foreign oceans.

Britain may not have had any walking fish of our own; but it was overcrowded with grains of sand, innumerable blades of grass, and far too many leaves to mention in one sitting. Allowing any old fish to walk straight into Britain was simply not cricket. Native species of plants sensed what was coming – their jobs, as organic features of the landscape, would be taken from them by the marauding shoals of amphibious creatures. Many millions of years later, this prospect remains no more or less plausible. 

And when you think about it, what possible benefits has migration ever had for Britain? Take Jewish Russians fleeing persecution back in the 19th century, for instance; who found a safe-haven in Britain, and set themselves up as tailors or shoe-makers, before creating trade unions. It’s not like any true-born Briton has ever had need of footwear, clothing, or employment protections, now, is it?

During the 18th century – right around the time when most of Mr Nuttall’s opinions had their genesis, as it should happen – numerous African migrants moved to Britain; with free transport on British-owned ships. Not a passport in sight. As Ukip would rightly have complained, had they been contemporary witnesses, migratory Africans subsequently undercut British wages, through working without pay.

Back in the 17th century there were the Huguenots – what with their silk-weaving, and copper-engraving, and Bank-of-England-founding, and all that. Well, what was wrong with the time-tested practice of simply burying money in your garden; and waiting for the coins to sprout into money-trees? Nothing, that’s what.

In fact, the list of detrimental impacts migrants have had upon Britain is almost endless. From Germanic tribes coming over here, and forcing us to speak their language – English; through Vikings, creating the entities of England and Scotland; all the way up to Normans, and their ‘judicial system’. When was the last time anyone had use for a judiciary, I ask you. Not in a month of Sundays.

And don’t get me started on the Romans. They should have stayed in their own country, instead of coming here, and introducing roads, and coins; towns and cities; words, and phrases. What was wrong with simply pointing and gesturing? A good, earthy grunt never let anyone down. Nothing wrong with living in a cave, either, if you ask me. As for money and transportation routes – when has the like ever been needed? Pish posh, I say.

Even the ice age wasn’t free from political correctness – nobody was allowed to mutter a word in anger against hunter-gatherers coming to Britain after the ice began to melt; let alone the first farmers refusing to integrate into the British hunter-gathering way of life, and sticking to their own agricultural ways instead. Admittedly, nobody else lived here at the time to make a complaint; but that is beside the point. Had anyone been present, you can rest assured no letters to the Daily Telegraph would have been allowed.

Indeed, for many centuries now, migrants have been pouring into Britain and influencing our nation’s language, cuisine, and economy. Well, it’s not on; and Mr Nuttall will ensure that the betterment of British life stops here.

There is simply no need for the foreign influence. None at all. Take Indians, for instance; coming to our country, and making us jalfrezis, and such like – what was wrong with an honest bowl of tepid water? If you want the sensation of spice, instead of importing foreign nonsense – like chilli – people can simply chew a nettle. Never did me any harm. It’s all well and good for the political cartel in Westminster to order tagliatelle and the like; but you can’t get a decent sheep’s head broth in a British cafe these days, for love nor money.

In sum, I welcome Mr Nuttall’s ascendancy. What has Johnny Foreigner ever done for us Britons? For our culture, heritage, and way of life? Nothing on a par with Ukip’s bold scheme to restore the proper order of things, by bringing back smoking in pubs; along with capital punishment.

A brief glossary of Brexit



‘Brexit’ – formally departing the European single market.

‘Soft Brexit’ – formally departing the European single market.

‘Hard Brexit’ – formally departing the European single market, along with the customs union.

‘Shambolic Brexit’ – see ‘Brexit’.

‘Take back control’ – cede control of economic and social policy from a democratically accountable parliament to an unaccountable series of non-governmental organisations.


‘WTO’ – World Trade Organisation: oversees the global rules of trade between nations.

‘Tariff’ – a tax or duty, applied to goods which are imported or exported.

‘Referendum’ – a vote which presents the electorate with a binary choice of two ill-defined options.

‘Advisory referendum’ – a poorly-drafted bill.

‘Will of the people’ – the evenly split outcome of a public vote.

‘Only voted for by a minority of the overall public’ – voted for by a majority of the eligible electorate.


Unpatriotic Rain


‘Constitution’ – the framework of law which British governments are beholden to.

‘Prosecco’ – a moderately priced wine imported from Italy.

‘Trade with the world’ – lose access to Britain’s primary export market.

‘Opinion poll’ – a device used by newspapers to reinforce their own political messages, by suggesting they enjoy wide-spread public support. Antonym: quantitative data/field research.

‘The elite’ – somebody who is educated beyond high-school level, and holds progressive political views.

‘Metropolitan elite’ – somebody who lives in a city, e.g. London.


‘Red-tape’ – employment protections and environmental safeguards.

‘Brussels’ – a) the capital of Belgium b) one site of the European Parliament.

‘Single market’ – an international economy, which facilitates free-trade between EU member-states.

‘Freedom of movement’ – the ability of EU citizens to move around other European Union member states as and when required by economic necessity.

‘EU citizen’ – person holding the nationality of a member state of the EU, such as Britain.

‘Migrant’ – a) somebody who works in a foreign country b) somebody who lives in a foreign country.

‘Health tourist’ – somebody from overseas who works in Britain, and requires medical treatment during their stay.


‘Article 50’ – the formal declaration for departing the European Union.

‘Accepting the outcome of the EU referendum, but opposing Article 50’ – refusing to accept the outcome of the EU referendum.

‘Customs union’ – a group of states which have made an agreement to charge the same import duties as each other; and are committed to free trade amongst themselves.

‘Open borders’ – a stretch of water which surrounds the British isles; primarily comprising the English channel, the North Sea, and the Atlantic ocean.

‘Uncontrolled borders’ – national borders which are subject to strict controls.

‘The establishment’ – either a) the major offices of state, such as Parliament or b) minor newspaper columnists who criticise conservative policies.


‘Patriotic duty’ – ignoring the interests of British people in favour of enhancing the profit-margins of multinational corporations.

‘Diversity’ – people from different ethnic groups, who live and work in the same environs.

‘Traitor’ – a) somebody who puts the freedom and prosperity of the general public before the profit-margins of select business interests b) somebody who is opposed to white supremacism.

‘Breaking point’ – an unwillingness to provide temporary accommodation to a small number of refugees, who have fled warzones created in large part by Britain’s government.

‘£350 million’ – a sum of money promised, variously, to the National Health Service, scientific research, and agriculture.

‘Aspirational pledge’ – a false promise.


‘Democratic will of the people’ – the expedient outcome of a vote.

‘Betrayal of the people’ – the inexpedient outcome of a vote.

‘Won’ – the side of a campaign which successfully misled the greatest number of people.

‘Supreme court’ – final court of appeal in civil cases throughout the UK, and criminal cases throughout Britain.

‘Project Fear’ – forewarnings of future financial problems, issued by economists prior to a vote of national significance.


‘Market’ – area of commerce.

‘Market forces’ – governments paying private companies to manage public services, such as hospitals and train networks.

‘Private finance initiatives’ – governments using public finance to compensate for the inept management of public services by private companies.

‘Bespoke deal’ – an economically impossible trade agreement, which would favour Britain to the detriment of all other EU countries.

‘Transitional arrangement’ – a situation whereby each EU state loses access to one market, while Britain loses access to twenty seven markets.

‘Economic hit’ – wholesale departure of foreign investment from Britain; consequently generating mass unemployment.



‘Men of the people’ – lobbyists for private venture capital firms, elected to a parliament.

‘Authentic working class voice’ – somebody who espouses chauvinistic viewpoints.

‘Islington radical’ – a social democratic politician who represents one of the poorest boroughs in Britain.

‘Expert’ – somebody who possesses accredited knowledge of a complex subject.

‘Forced by Europe’ – opting to undertake a damaging and fruitless exercise, of your own volition, against all advice to the contrary.

The Right-Minded View: Donald Trump & Nigel Farage.

This week has witnessed one small step for Donald Trump; one giant step forward for humankind. Donald Trump is not merely the first ethnically-vermilion person to become US president, but the only President-elect to date who intends to govern for the broad array – if not quite the full gamut – of American people.

That is, after all, what Mr Trump’s ascendancy reflects: a popular uprising against the status quo. Many ordinary people were very angry at the establishment – run, as it is, overwhelmingly in the interests of wealthy white males; and the only sensible solution was to elect somebody who embodies those identical traits.

Much like homeopathy – whereby contagious ailments are treated by introducing a toxic property into one’s gullet. Whether all of this results in a hard Trump, or a soft Trump, remains to be seen.

However, if you ask me, Donald Trump is taking the first tentative steps towards what all fair-minded observers will surely agree is no more than a commonsense presidency. On the one hand, standing up to the elite, by reducing their taxes; while on the other hand, standing up for the little guy by removing their healthcare and employment protections – thereby allowing them to compete on wages and life-chances with the inhabitants of Malaysia, overseas; and closer to home, the denizens of local cemeteries.

The reason for this is quite simple: Mr Trump is a fellow of robust business nous – exemplifying a style of thinking often mischaracterised as “stupid”. What nefarious left-leaning sorts fail to realise, however, is that this is actually a compliment. President-elect Trump has the necessary moxy to puncture the pretensions of so-called intellectuals; and strike deals, left, right, and centre, thereby restoring America to its former glory.

For example – China has a Great Wall. So, thanks to Trump, America will have a greater wall – albeit part fence. While some express scepticism about the necessity of all this, I have to say that they need to imbibe a dose of reality.

Only recently, in fact, I encountered some chip-wrapping in my front garden – no doubt casually bestrewn there by a young, knife-wielding hoodlum; with at least two chips clinging to the inside of the paper, and very possibly a third (I didn’t care to investigate too closely, in case I developed Stockholm syndrome). Therefore, I immediately ordered some fencing from a local timber-merchant – a bit of the old wattle and daub later, and there it was, in all its glory. Not a chip-wrapper in sight, since. I see no reason why America cannot manage likewise; and prosper accordingly.

What’s more, nothing could give greater cause for confidence than the patronage of Nigel Farage; who, as luck would have it, has already volunteered to mend fences on behalf of his American counterparts. Admittedly, the Republican Party perhaps lags behind the more intellectually sophisticated confines of Ukip, in some respects, and has some catching-up to do on the score of etiquette and breeding; but nobody could contest its historical achievements in office.

It took a firm but fair approach to the old terrorism lark, for example. While it’s true that the Bush administration ignored warnings from defence experts about a planned attack on America – opting to put their faith in predicting the future through the interpretation of chicken entrails instead – it is equally true that they persevered, and continued to reduce both the tax burden and the homeland security budget throughout the entirety of those dark days; never pausing for a moment. Just the sort of risk and reward approach which will make America great again.

While Mr Trump may have no more time for experts and their expertise than the average person, he is only too eager to welcome the finest brexperts and their brexpertise that money can buy – this is where Nigel Farage comes in: a fulsome harbinger of the sentiments held by the common man (or woman, where applicable); who can advise the incoming President on the pros and cons of tea and crumpets, and many more things besides.

In return, as an older man – experienced in the ways of business and the world – President Trump can serve as a mentor to the young Nigel: keeping him on the straight and narrow. I have seen so many up and coming fellows in my time come a cropper just for a lack of avuncular edification in the early stages of their careers; and that is what Farage is embarking upon today.

In more ways than one, Farage would be ideal as an under-secretary for something or another in the way of congeniality between Britain and America. While it is true that he has never actually been elected into municipal office; that is merely the sort of trifling detail that only the most embittered of souls would consider pertinent to a role in government.

Judge the book by its cover, I say. Just as the pilgrims once landed on Plymouth rock, Farage admirably crawled out from beneath it: ready and waiting to serve, at the whims of his master; in a manner unequaled since Mr Renfield performed similar duties on behalf of his liege.

And therein lies the nub: what Mr Trump embodies is the fact that we can all rise to the very top, regardless of whether we possess anything by way of charm, talent, or ability; while Nigel Farage proves that there really is such a thing as a free-lunch, just as long as you’re prepared to travel – and have a generous expenses account.

Between these two men, I am confident that something worthwhile can be achieved for our two countries.

Some of the cases which illustrate the truth of ‘I, Daniel Blake’.

A number of media commentators have expressed doubts about the accuracy of the storyline in Ken Loach’s recently released film, ‘I, Daniel Blake’; which depicts a man left disabled by a heart-attack, struggling to gain access to social security, due to a variety of bureaucratic obstructions which bedevil the benefit system.

Moreover, Iain Duncan Smith – the key government minister responsible for implementing reforms to social security, since 2010 – openly repudiated the movie’s validity; describing it as an unrealistic and unfair portrayal.

In reality, there has been a catalogue of individual cases which demonstrate that the film’s depiction of the difficulties disabled people encounter, when trying to access benefits, are not only real, but systemic.

The following list does not represent the entirety of these cases – only some of the ones which have been reported in the media.


5th October 2010

“I say to those watching today and who are genuinely sick, disabled or are retired. You have nothing to fear…This means we will have enough resources to provide peace of mind to the very vulnerable. This matters to us. This government and this party don’t regard caring for the needy as a burden. It is a proud duty to provide financial security to the most vulnerable members of our society and this will not change. This is our contract with the most vulnerable”.

– Iain Duncan Smith, State Secretary for Work and Pensions.




22nd May 2011

‘Stress of Tory benefits tests killed our dad, family claims’

“A dad-of-two was killed by the stress of facing the ­Government’s tough new medical test for benefit claimants, say his grieving family. David Groves, 56, died of a massive heart ­attack the night before his medical as he scoured the internet for ways to raise cash in case he lost his entitlement. He had claimed incapacity benefit for three years after doctors ordered him to stop ­working following a heart attack and ­several strokes.

His widow Sandra, 57, said being lumped in with ‘dole scroungers’ and the fear of ­financial hardship had a­ ­devastating effect. David – who worked for 40 years as a miner and telecoms engineer – had ­already gone through a stressful eight-month appeal process to keep his £91-a-week ­benefits” (Mirror).


21st June 2011

‘Jobseeker took own life’

“A man with mental health problems who was worried about benefit cuts killed himself while he was searching for a job on the south coast, an inquest heard. Paul Willcoxson, 33, was found hanging in Pignals Enclosure, near Hollands Wood campsite, Lyndhurst, by walkers on April 14…a suicide letter and next of kin note were found in which he expressed concerns about Government cuts, Southampton Coroner’s Court heard” (Daily Echo)


12th July 2011

‘Woman who drowned in drain was upset about health check’

“A woman found dead in a drain had been worried about attending a medical appointment to assess disability benefits, an inquest heard. The body of Elaine Christian, 57, was found in Holderness Drain by a mother returning from a school run. A post mortem revealed she had died from drowning, despite having more than ten self-inflicted cuts on her wrists.

The inquest in Hull was told Mrs Christian had been worrying about a meeting she was due to have to discuss her entitlement to disability benefits. Her spiralling health problems meant she had to give up her job at Cooplands bakery in Greenwich Avenue, where she was described as a cheerful, hardworking and trusted staff member. Her husband Robert’s model shop business in Holderness Road, east Hull, had recently collapsed, plunging the couple into financial difficulties. As a result, the couple were being forced to sell Mrs Christian’s childhood home in Staveley Road, Bilton Grange” (Hull Daily Mail)


24th July 2011

‘Atos case study: Larry Newman’

“Larry Newman was assessed by an Atos staff member and awarded zero points. To qualify for sickness benefit he needed 15. He died from lung problems soon after” (Guardian)


25th August 2011

‘Southfields dad committed suicide after housing benefit cut’

“A desperate man who lined up three kitchen knives before stabbing himself twice in the heart, blamed cuts in housing benefit. Unemployed Richard Sanderson took his own life after writing three suicide notes which were laid out neatly on a bed in a meticulously planned act…

Mr Sanderson, who said he could not face the thought of his family being homeless, stabbed himself twice in the heart with a kitchen knife on May 29 at home in Augustus Road, Southfields, after years of being unable to find work finally took its toll, an inquest heard.”

According to the Coroner: “his housing benefit was about to be cut and the family would be at risk of having nowhere to live, and being ordered to give up his training course because of the Job Centre’s rules” (Wandsworth Guardian)


9th November 2011

‘Army veteran and his wife die in tragic “suicide pact” after becoming “too poor to live through the winter”‘

“A newly married couple forced to live on £57 a week killed themselves in despair after being ‘abandoned’ by social services, their friends claimed yesterday. The bodies of Mark and Helen Mullins were found lying side by side at their run-down home in an apparent suicide pact. News of the tragedy emerged yesterday as friends told how they had been forced to live ‘hand to mouth’, making a weekly 12-mile trip to a soup kitchen on foot after Mrs Mullins’ benefits were stopped 18 months ago” (Daily Mail).

The couple had been interviewed, the previous year; at a Coventry soup kitchen which they depended upon. Mark Mullins was quoted saying that:

“The job centre decided Helen couldn’t sign on as she was incapable of employment, as she has no literacy and numeracy skills. However the incapacity people wouldn’t recognise her disabilities until she has been properly diagnosed, which led to month after month of seeing specialists, we’re in a catch 22 situation” (Coventry Telegraph).



23rd February 2012

‘Benefits man found hanged, inquest heard’

“A man who had ‘significant worries’ was found hanging in his home by a neighbour, a Burnley inquest heard…Neighbour Kevin Martin said the last time he saw Mr Monk he was worried that his benefits had been cut” (Lancashire Telegraph)


24th April 2012 

‘Norwich man killed himself “over back-to-work fears”‘

“A schizophrenic city man who was turning his life around killed himself after becoming worried at having to return to work, an inquest heard. Martin Rust, 36, was declared fit to work following a Department of Work and Pensions assessment in September, two months before he was found dead at his home in Parmentergate Court in the city centre on November 21…

Coroner William Armstrong said the DWP’s decision “caused distress and may well have had an adverse effect”, recording that Mr Rust had committed suicide while suffering from a treatment-resistant mental illness” (Norwich Evening News).


30th April 2012

‘Man with life-threatening blood clots and open leg ulcers loses benefits after job centre labels him fit for work’

“A man who is suffering from horrendous blood clots and open ulcers has lost his disability benefits – after job centre doctors labelled him fit for work. James Major, 33, struggles to walk, and has been told by specialists at two hospitals he would be risking his life if he went back to work. ‘I started claiming sick benefit because I obviously couldn’t work. After this I went for a medical at the Job Centre and failed it, but the doctor there said I was fit enough to work. At the time I could only walk with crutches. ‘I was told that I would have to claim Job Seekers Allowance (JSA). But when I went to sign up for JSA, the staff there said I was clearly not able to work so I couldn’t claim. ‘I didn’t have a choice but to go back to sea.’

But being on his feet all the time only worsened his condition, and he went on to develop septicaemia. After his second dash back to land, he tried to claim again, but was told the same as he was the previous time. ‘I was advised to take legal action because of the situation and we won at a tribunal. I was ecstatic and we also got some money backdated.’ Although the situation was resolved for a few months, Mr Major then had to go for a routine medical review which once again deemed him fit for work. He added: ‘But I failed the medical and I am now back at square one. I now have to appeal again like the first time round” (Daily Mail).


17th May 2012

‘Dad’s fight for justice after son died six weeks after his benefits were cut’

“A dad whose son died of pneumonia just six weeks after his incapacity benefits were axed is fighting to have the decision overturned. Mark Scott, 46, who suffered from anxiety, epilepsy and chronic alcoholism, was left penniless when jobcentre doctors said he was fit to work.

He died on January 26 in the Southport flat where he lived alone. Dad Cliff, from Formby, told the ECHO that his son sank into a “deep depression” after being stripped of the disability living allowance and housing benefit in December” (Liverpool Echo).


31st May 2012:

‘Father who suffered 14 heart attacks “fit for work”‘.

“ONE of the world’s longest surviving kidney dialysis patients has hit out at the UK Government’s ‘Nazi’ tactics after being declared fit to work in a scheme designed to get more people off incapacity benefit.

Paul Mickleburgh, 53, has undergone a series of operations over the past 33 years, including four failed transplants, and has suffered 14 heart attacks.

The father-of-three says he is the victim of changes which involve transferring tens of thousands of Scots claimants off incapacity benefit or severe disablement allowance and on to the new Employment and Support Allowance” (Herald Scotland).


17th June 2012

‘My ill wife had to fight for benefits up until she died – a woman who spent two years fighting to stop her disability benefits from being taken away has died just weeks after finally winning her battle against bureaucrats’.

“Karen Sherlock, 44, was declared fit to work in 2010 even though her eyesight was failing and she needed a kidney transplant. Her husband Nigel said it was a disgrace she was refused benefits and said her battle finally took its toll on her health.

Although she struggled to get out of bed, it was deemed she could work by officials at Atos Healthcare, which assesses benefits claimants on behalf of the Department of Work and Pensions. Last year she lost an appeal against the decision but continued her campaign. In April her £96-a-week benefits were stopped, plunging her into despair as her health deteriorated.

Although the decision was effectively overturned a few weeks ago when she was granted Employment and Support Allowance, she died on June 8” (Express).


19th June 2012

‘Inquest hears of Cumbrian dad’s health benefits worries’

“Fears over losing his incapacity benefits and concerns about his health led a Whitehaven father-of-two to take his own life, an inquest has ruled. Carl Payne, 42, was found dead in remote woodland in Ennerdale on August 7 last year having taken a fatal overdose. A message saying “sorry, I love you” to his family was found in his pocket.

An inquest heard yesterday that Mr Payne, of Hilltop Road, Kells, was struggling with various medical conditions which prevented him from working. He was also anxious at having received a letter from Jobcentre Plus to inform him that the government was to carry out a national review of the benefits system….Coroner David Roberts concluded: “It is clear that he was worried that his benefits would be affected, and although he had no immediate financial worries and plenty of family support, he was perhaps concerned about depending too much on his family” (News & Star)


4th July 2012

‘Birmingham dad dies of heart condition after being ruled “fit for work”‘

“A Birmingham dad died from a serious heart condition – weeks after Government assessors stopped his benefits and ruled he was fit for work. Paul Turner, 52, from Erdington, was ordered to find a job in February following a medical review with doctors. But he died on April 2 from ischaemic heart disease – caused, his family claim, by the stress of losing his benefits.

The dad-of-one was medically retired from his job as a stores manager for West Midlands Travel in 2000 after he suffered a heart attack. He later had to undergo a double bypass because of the condition. Mr Turner, who also had angina, was claiming around £400 per month incapacity benefit until he was called in for a review at the Midlands Disability Benefits Centre in Five Ways in January. Three weeks later he received a letter stating he was not entitled to the new Employment and Support Allowance, the controversial new payment that has replaced Incapacity Benefit” (Birmingham Mail).


30th July 2012

‘Disability tests “sending sick and disabled back to work”‘

“Stephen Hill was sent to his first Work Capability Assessment in 2010 when he gave up his job as a sandwich delivery man after being referred for tests on his heart. His wife Denise, who was with him at the assessment, said: “She checked him out. She did his blood pressure and his heart and said to see a doctor as soon as possible.” Despite the assessor telling Mr Hill to seek urgent medical advice, he was still found fit for work. In the meantime doctors had diagnosed him with heart failure. He won his appeal but he was ordered to attend another assessment.

“He got a letter for another medical and I couldn’t believe it,” said Mrs Hill. “He’d got to go for a medical when he was waiting for a heart operation.” But he was again declared fit for work, with the assessor declaring: “Significant disability due to cardiovascular problems seems unlikely.”

Mr Hill died of a heart attack five weeks later (Telegraph).


31st August 2012

‘Benefits appeal woman Cecilia Burns from Strabane has died’

“A cancer sufferer, who had her benefits cut by government officials who said she was fit to work, has died. Cecilia Burns, 51, from Strabane, County Tyrone, had started a campaign in February to have the decision overturned. Ms Burns had her benefits cut after she was assessed by government contractor Atos Healthcare. She had her benefits reinstated just a few weeks ago but died on Monday” (BBC)


12th September 2012

‘Mining union slams disability and sickness benefit tests’

““A mining union has branded disability and sick benefit tests a “scandal” after a woman with severe health problems was judged fit for work…The latest case involves a 55-year-old miner’s wife from the Easington area, who has not been named, who was given zero disability points following her 40-minute assessment, despite suffering from sight problems, arthritis in the spine and depression. However, on appeal, which the woman had to wait 11 months for, the former machinist was awarded 24 points by the tribunal” (Sunderland Echo).


14th Sepember 2012

‘Benefits cuts blamed for son’s fatal seizure’

“The Government is being blamed over the death of a 29-year-old Oldham epileptic who suffered a massive seizure his family says was caused by the stress of having his disability benefits cut. Colin Traynor suffered grand mal epilepsy from the age of 14 months and despite medication the condition was never controlled, Oldham West and Royton MP Michael Meacher told the Commons. Mr Traynor was assessed as fit for work in the Government’s overhaul of the benefits system, but died less than four months later” (Oldham Chronicle)


1st November 2012

‘Atos benefits bullies killed my sick dad, says devastated Kieran, 13’

““Kieran McArdle told the Daily Record in a harrowing letter how his father Brian, 57, collapsed and died the day after his disability benefits were stopped. He had been assessed by Atos and deemed “fit for work”.The youngster said a previous stroke on Boxing Day last year had caused a blood clot on Brian’s brain. He was left paralysed down his left side, unable to speak properly, blind in one eye and barely able to eat or dress.

But he was still summoned to an Atos “work capability assessment” – part of the Con-Dem Government’s drive to cut billions from the welfare bill. Kieran says he had another stroke days before his appointment because of stress, but was still determined to attend. A month later, former security guard Brian got a letter telling him he would lose his disability benefits on September 26.

Kieran said his dad’s health went rapidly downhill. He believes constant worry about how he would survive without the cash he needed robbed Brian of the will to live. The day after his benefits were stopped, Brian collapsed and died in the street near his home in Larkhall, Lanarkshire. He had suffered a heart attack” (Daily Record).



31st January 2013

‘Atos scandal: Man found fit to work despite peeling bones’

“Man found fit to work despite peeling bones: Kenny Nicol was passed as fit to work, even though after seven operations bits of his bone still peel into his flesh…He scored zero on his new Department for Work and Pensions test, carried out by Atos. The former oil worker, of Buckie, Aberdeenshire, can’t walk further than 100 yards without his joints swelling and suffers constant pain in his shoulders, hips, knees and hands” (Daily Record).


13th February 2013

‘St Agnes man judged fit to work and then found dead within a year’

“A chronic alcoholic who had previously suffered two broken hips and used a walking frame was told he was fit to work in a benefits test. Nine months later, John McGinty was dead. He was found at home by his son, surrounded by around 100 empty Special Brew cans” (West Briton).


25th February 2013

‘Blind woman ordered back to work wins benefits battle’

“A blind woman has won a fight to have her benefits reinstated after she was told to get a job. Margaret Allen had to give up work because of her condition but was called up to a controversial ‘fit-to-work’ assessment – part of the government’s overhaul of the welfare system. The 49-year-old has progressive retinitis pigmentosa – a degenerative incurable disorder – and is registered blind. But an assessor ruled that she was not eligible for help and told her she must go back to work…“The assessor sat there wiggling his fingers in front of my eyes to test me. I took along my blind certificate which has detailed information on it and asked if they wanted to see it – but they weren’t interested” (Manchester Evening News)


25th February 2013

‘Disabled man in “constant pain” told he is fit for work’

“A Camberley man who has been housebound for more than two years with crippling medical problems has been told by the Government he is fit to work. Kelvin Crane, 50, was shocked to receive the news from the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) when he was called in for a routine assessment of his Employment and Support Allowance (ESA) benefit on October 25 at Camberley Job Centre. He was told, despite four heart attacks, two strokes and the loss of his right leg, that he was considered to have ‘limited capability for work’ after an assessment of his circumstances on September 12, which could potentially require him to seek employment” (Get Surrey).


16th March 2013

‘Benefits hell for Thalidomide patient’

“A thalidomide victim is losing her disability benefits because welfare officials say she is fit enough to work. Martine White, 50, has also had brain surgery and is due to undergo a spine operation. She was stunned when the Department for Work and Pensions said her benefits were stopping as she could not prove she was unfit to work” (Daily Star).


25th March 2013

‘Anxiety over Atos fit-for-work test brings on father’s heart attack’

“A dad who started feeling seriously unwell during his interview with Atos assessors – and suffered a massive heart attack the next day – has been deemed fit to work. Jim Elliott says he was struggling to breathe, sweating and had chest pains during his 20-minute work capability assessment earlier this month. He was given a glass of water – but then the assessors simply pressed on with the interview” (Daily Record).


17th April 2013

‘Benefits withdrawal led to man’s suicide’

“A former farm labourer shot himself after learning that his benefits were being stopped, an inquest heard. Nicholas Peter Barker, of Bridge Farm Close, Helmsley, was found dead in his front garden with a shotgun at his feet by his neighbour on December 10 last year”. He had been left with paralysis, after he suffered a brain haemorrhage; but did not gain the required number of points during his work capability assessment to qualify for continued support (Gazette Herald).


13th May 2013

‘Suicide tragedy gran “spent winter without heating to save money”‘

“A grandmother thought to have killed herself over the Government’s ‘bedroom tax ‘ had already spent the winter without heating to save cash, neighbours said.” Stephanie Bottrill “was distraught at moving out of her home of 18 years because she could not afford the extra £20-a-week in rent needed after her housing benefit was cut” (Birmingham Mail)


28th July 2013

‘I’m Proud of our welfare reforms’

“This government has embarked on one of the most aggressive programmes of welfare reform Britain has ever seen, and we already have a proud record of achievement…I don’t apologise for attempting to do what previous governments have shied away from, bringing in major changes to make the welfare state fair to both the people who use it and the taxpayers who pay for it. We have been ambitious and will continue to push ahead with these reforms, but we will do so in a safe and responsible way” – Iain Duncan Smith (Guardian)


10th August 2013

‘Man collapsed but still “fit for work”‘

“John Flanagan, 64, has a degenerating spine, is unable to stand or walk far, heart disease and problems with his nervous system but was told by benefits test firm Atos that he could do a job. Six weeks after the assessment Mr Flanagan collapsed due to problems with his nervous system and was rushed to hospital” (Derbyshire Times)


13th August 2013

‘Former Darlington nurse in fitness to work dispute’

“A former nurse who suffers from a chronic lung condition has hit out at Government officials for cutting his benefits after he was deemed fit for work. Michael Easby, from Darlington, was forced to give up work as an accident and emergency nurse last year, when he was diagnosed with Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disorder (COPD).

The 51-year-old was also recently diagnosed with a bowel tumour as well as suffering from post-traumatic stress following an assault during his time as a nurse at Darlington Memorial Hospital…he was declared fit to work last year, following an assessment on behalf of the Department for Work and Pensions” (Northern Echo).


15th August 2013

‘Haunted by bedroom tax debt torment’

“A man saddled with extra debt after a hike in his rent because of the bedroom tax took his own life, an inquest heard. Bolton Coroner’s Court was told John Walker, from Marsh Green, was found hanged at his home by his former partner Susan Martin in May after she went to his home as he had sounded upset and low during their phone conversations.

The court heard Mr Walker, 57, had been worried about mounting financial problems with loans and his credit card due to being out of work, and had also disagreed with the JobCentre who had told him he was fit to work despite his complaints of an injury to his back” (Wigan Today)


31st August 2013:

‘Chell stroke victim loses benefits cut battle’

“Stroke victim Karen Cotton has had her benefits halved – despite being left with mobility problems after a brain operation. Since the cash was pulled last year the mother-of-two and her husband David have been forced to sell their home to help pay the bills” (Stoke Sentinel).


3rd September 2013

‘Crawley man killed himself after losing benefits’

“Unemployed electrician Lee Robinson, 39, took his own life after his housing benefit and council tax benefit was taken away. He is thought to be the first person in Sussex whose suicide is officially linked to recent benefits cuts…

When benefits changes were introduced by the Department for Works and Pensions (DWP) Mr Robinson lost his automatic entitlement to employment support allowance (ESA). He also struggled with depression, was taking antidepressants and had some contact with mental health services in Crawley” (The Argus)


13th September 2013

‘Scathing Town Hall report reveals new threat to disabled people who fought to save benefits payments’

Asim Emin “snapped the ligaments in his knee 10 years ago playing football, when he was 40. He says he has had six operations – each followed by six months of physiotherapy – to fix it, but each time it goes again.

He is unable to walk without a stick, and a decade of putting his weight on one side has led to back and nerve problems. As a result he lost his job as a delivery driver, became depressed and turned to alcohol, and says he is now dependent. “I didn’t want to go out and face people,” he says.

In 2011, he applied, for the first time, for disability living allowance, and was awarded the higher level for both care and transport. “My life immediately improved,” he said. “I was able to buy myself a fridge, a television and a cooker. Most importantly, I was able to buy a small car, which had to be especially adapted at the factory for me. “That meant I was able to get out and about, to hospital appointments and the shops. I stopped drinking.”

Then the government’s new reforms came in and he was assessed by ATOS. “I had MRI scans of my knee and back and a letter from my doctor,” he says. “But they sent a doctor from abroad who said I was able to run and walk and play. It’s all lies. So they took the car away and stopped my benefits” (Islington Tribune).


18th September 2013

‘Registered disabled – but polio sufferer is ‘fit to work”

“A disabled man who spent years wearing leg braces and has suffered mobility difficulties ever since has reacted with dismay to being deemed fit to work under the Government’s reassessment scheme. Despite being registered disabled, Tony Holley…scored zero out of 15 points in the Work Capability Assessment process” (Western Morning News).


22nd September 2013

‘Heartbroken dad blames benefits axemen for driving his ill son to commit suicide’

“David Barr, 28, threw himself from the Forth Road Bridge after learning the decision to stop his benefit had been upheld. An Atos assessor had ruled David was fit to work despite being on anti-psychotic sedatives, sleeping tablets and antidepressants. His condition was recorded on a medical assessment as “anxiety and depression”. But his dad David snr, 57, said he had a host of problems including sleeplessness, memory loss and paranoia – and believes he may have been a schizophrenic” (Daily Record).


26th September 2013

‘Retired blind man is ‘fit for work”

“A blind man who was forced to take early retirement 12 years ago was left in shock when he was told he is now fit to return to work. Richard Alcock, of Craven Street, Bury, attended an assessment which ruled he was no longer entitled to employment support allowance” (Bury Times)


7th October 2013

‘Grieving son blasts benefit cuts: My dad looked like a concentration camp prisoner before he died’

“A grieving son whose father looked like a ‘concentration camp prisoner’ after his benefits were slashed has blamed Coalition cuts for his death. Ian Carress scored zero points in a controversial government welfare test which ordered him back to work despite the 43-year-old suffering a catalogue of health problems including failing eyesight and the nerves in his arms being removed.

In the last 12 months of his life, the former school caretaker’s weight plummeted and he grew so thin the bones on his shoulder were visible to his shocked family. Ten months after his Work Capability Assessment (WCA), which cut his fortnightly state pay from around £130 to just £80, father-of-one Mr Carress, from Bebington, Merseyside, had died” (Mirror).


9th October 2013

‘Sneinton man overdoses after benefits stopped’

“A 47-year-old man overdosed on a cocktail of drugs after he had his benefits stopped because he was not given a proper medical assessment by the Department for Work and Pensions, an inquest heard. Edward Jacques was found dead in his house in Loughborough Avenue, Sneinton, on September 25 last year. He had a history of self harm and depression, which stemmed from physical and emotional abuse as a child, the inquest was told.

Mr Jacques’ family told the Post they considered the decision to stop his benefits was a “major trigger” in a spiral which led him to overdose on heroin, cocaine and alcohol. Mr Jacques was told his benefits of £90-a-week would be stopped on September 18 last year, the same day he took to social networking site Facebook to vent his frustration at Prime Minister David Cameron and Atos – the company which carries out medical assessments on behalf of the Department for Work and Pensions” (Nottingham Post).


18th October 2013

‘Absolute hell’ after benefits were axed by Atos

“A FORMER school meals worker from Canonbury who is being treated for cancer and heart disease was told she was fit for work after a 20-minute assessment by a nurse. Single mother-of-four Hatije Musa, 48, from Essex Road, lost half of her benefits as a result of the decision by the official working for Atos. As a result she went into serious debt” (Islington Tribune).


19th October 2013

‘Man with spinal injuries told he is fit enough to work’

“A former foundry worker who has not worked for 21 years after injuring his back in an industrial accident has been told he is now fit enough to look for a job. Charles Foreman, who is in continual pain and has to use a walking stick, frame or wheelchair to get around, has been told he does not qualify for Employment and Support Allowance (ESA), following an assessment by a doctor working for Atos Healthcare on behalf of the Department for Work and Pensions” (Leicester Mercury).


22nd October 2013

‘Chronic pain woman, 60, told ‘you’re fit to work”

“A Calverton woman who lives in ‘near constant’ pain after breaking her back in four places in a freak accident 28 years ago has hit out after being considered fit for work. Linda Martin-Hacket, 60, of Broadfields, was given incapacity benefit indefinitely after the accident on Front Street, Arnold, where she fell through a grate when she was 32. She had a number of operations to deal with her injuries and takes morphine twice daily to deal with the pain.

But in September this year, she was given a work assessment by Atos to fill in following changes to the benefit system and, to her surprise, Mrs Martin-Hackett was found fit to work and moved to a work-related support group” (Nottingham Post).


24th October 2013

’59-year-old declared fit for work – while he has brain surgery’

“A former chef had his sickness benefits stopped — while he was in hospital recovering from emergency brain surgery. Rana Ahmed collapsed with a brain haemorrhage and stroke and had to undergo an urgent operation.
And it was while the 59-year-old from Bolton was recovering at Salford Royal Hospital that a social entitlement tribunal upheld a Department for Work and Pensions’ (DWP) ruling that he was fit to work.

Mr Ahmed, who collapsed on June 26, had to live off scraps, and at one stage went three weeks without eating, before he turned to the Unemployed Advice Centre (UAC) in Deansgate for help following the tribunal on July 9” (Bolton News)


29th October 2013:

‘Four kidney transplants and dialysis three times a week – but dying Derek was still ‘not disabled enough”

“The last time Derek McInally was turned down for part of his disability benefits he waited 13 months for a tribunal. By the time the date arrived, he was in the early stages of recovery from a double kidney transplant.

At his tribunal hearing, the judge looked over the top of his glasses at the lawyer for the Department for Work and Pensions. “He’s dying of kidney disease,” the judge said. “How much more ­disabled do you want?” So in February 2012, Derek’s Disability Living Allowance was reinstated in full.

Since then, his health has deteriorated ­dramatically. In June that year, his kidney transplant failed, and he had to restart dialysis. He now had four failed kidneys inside him, and was ­seriously ill. Dialysis was three times a week for four hours. He was frequently laid out by infections. Yet, incredibly, in December 2012, Derek, 48, was told he had to re-apply again for ­Disability Living Allowance” (Mirror)


3rd November 2013

‘Bedroom Tax: Pensioner killed himself over fears he could not afford his home’

“A pensioner hanged himself after telling pals he was worried about how he would afford the Bedroom Tax, the Sunday People reveals. Charles Barden would have been exempt from it due to his age, 74. But he still feared being forced to leave his three-bedroom house by the tax – introduced six months after he died in October last year” (Mirror).



13th January 2014

“Philip Davies (Shipley) (Con): Has the Secretary of State managed to watch programmes such as “Benefits Street” and “On Benefits & Proud”? If so, has he, like me, been struck by the number of people on them who manage to combine complaining about welfare reform with being able to afford to buy copious amounts of cigarettes, have lots of tattoos, and watch Sky TV on the obligatory widescreen television? Does he understand the concerns and irritation of many people who go to work every day and pay their taxes but cannot afford those kinds of luxuries?

Mr Duncan Smith: My hon. Friend is right: many people are shocked by what they see. That is why the public back our welfare reform package, which will get more people back to work and end these abuses. All these abuses date back to the last Government, who had massive spending and trapped people in benefit dependency” (Hansard).


24th February 2014

‘Man too ill to attend fit-for-work interview but terrified of losing benefits dies after Atos test’

“A seriously ill man died hours after he was hauled into an Atos fit-for-work assessment. Terry McGarvey knew he wasn’t well enough to attend the hearing, but was terrified his benefits would be stopped if he didn’t turn up. He dragged himself to the assessment but had to be taken to hospital in an ambulance. Terry, 48, died the next day.”

McGarvey  suffered from blood disorder polycytheamia, and liver disease. He died in Glasgow’s Victoria Infirmary from pneumonia (Mirror).


28th February 2014

‘Vulnerable man starved to death after benefits were cut’

“The family of a man who starved to death four months after his benefits were cut off has called on the government to reform the way it treats people with mental health problems when it assesses their eligibility for benefits.

Mark Wood, 44, who had a number of complex mental health conditions, died at his home last August, months after an Atos fitness-for-work assessment found him fit for work. This assessment triggered a decision by the jobcentre to stop his sickness benefits, leaving him just £40 a week to live on. His housing benefits were stopped at around the same time” (Guardian).


22nd July 2014

‘Payday loan firms sent one thousand texts to grandad after he killed himself over debts’

“A tragic grandad who killed himself after his debts to payday loan firms spiralled out of control received 1,000 text messages from them after his death. Ian Jordan, 60, racked up more than £20,000 worth of debt to more than 12 firms after his benefits were slashed. The dad-of-two took his own life on November 22 last year, overdosing on painkillers” (Mirror)


27th August 2014

As described by the BBC:

“Diabetic David Clapson, 59, from Stevenage, died from lack of insulin, 18 days after his Jobseeker’s Allowance was suspended in July. His sister, Gill Thompson, said more than 177,000 people had signed a petition backing the family’s calls. The Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) said Mr Clapson had not appealed.

On 2 July, Mr Clapson’s £71.70 a week allowance was stopped for a month, after he missed an appointment with the Government’s Work Programme (GWP) in May. Ms Thompson said he was found dead in his flat on 20 July, with £3.44 in his bank account. She added his electricity card had no credit, meaning the fridge where his insulin was kept chilled, was not working” (BBC).

As described more accurately by the Independent:

“Diabetic David Clapson died two weeks after his benefits were stopped because he missed two appointments. Now his sister wants the DWP to admit they contributed to his death”

“David Clapson, who served as a Lance Corporal in Belfast during the height of the Troubles, passed away in his flat in July 2013 from diabetic ketoacidosis – caused by an acute lack of insulin. His body was found a few metres away from a pile of CVs and he had £3.44 in his bank account” (Independent)


20th September 2014

‘Benefits bosses hounded my disabled lover to death – because he went on charity bike ride’

“The family of a man stripped of disability allowance because he did a charity bike ride say ­benefits bosses hounded him to death. Nathan Hartwell, 36, died of heart failure after an 18-month battle with the ­Department for Works and Pensions. They stopped his allowance, accused him of lying about his condition and demanded £11,000 after learning he had cycled from John O’Groats to Land’s End and back to raise £2,000 for Help for Heroes.

The DWP pursued Nathan even after prosecutors dropped a benefits fraud charge against him. Reports by two surgeons said although walking caused him pain, he could ride a bike. The former IT salesman had contracted a flesh-eating bug aged 15 and needed vein transplants. He was forced to give up work at 27” (Mirror).


22nd September 2014

‘Man with brain damage and “uncontrolled” epilepsy hanged himself when DWP threatened to cut benefits’

“A man with permanent brain damage and ‘uncontrolled’ epilepsy hanged himself after being ordered to take part in ‘work related activity’ or risk his benefits being cut. Trevor Drakard was panic-stricken at the thought he would have to find a job when he could suffer a severe attack at any time.

The shy 50-year-old suffered from meningitis at five months old which left him brain damaged, causing severe epilepsy first seen when he was just six. He suffered countless attacks throughout his life, never went 10 days without a fit and would fall ‘like a tree’ to the ground.

Despite heavy medication, he was regularly taken to hospital and had suffered a broken nose, cheekbone, jaw, lost his front teeth and split his head open after hitting pavement during attacks. Even disabled employer Remploy – where he worked for six years – deemed his condition so severe he had to leave.

Yet ConDem reforms meant he received a letter saying his Incapacity Benefit was being replaced with £112.05-a-week ‘Employment and Support Allowance’. It stated he had to attend a ‘Work Related Activity Group”, or his benefits could be hit” (Mirror).



25th January 2015

‘Atos tell stricken grandad he has to sign on – but he’s had a stroke and can no longer write’

“David Waite, 60, suffers from a string of health problems including brain damage and depression. He was referred to a stroke clinic after taking ill in November, just weeks before he was assessed by Atos. But he was left shocked when examiners told him his benefits were being axed because he was fit for work.

His family say David suffers tremors and shakes and is having more tests to establish his underlying condition. He also suffers from neck pain and diabetes. Despite his poor health, he was told his Employment and Support Allowance was being stopped and he’d need to get a job or sign on for Jobseeker’s Allowance” (Daily Record)


29th January 2015

‘Boy battling leukaemia fed by foodbanks after Department for Work and Pensions axed his benefits’

“The family of a seven-year-old boy battling leukaemia have been forced to use foodbanks after their benefits were axed. Tommi Miller’s parents received £700 a month to help look after him until he was given the all-clear last April. But when the cancer returned in a more virulent form, Ruth, 39 and Kevin, 42, stopped work to care for their son.

They hoped the Department for Work and Pensions would restart the payments. But officials said No. With no income for six months, the family have relied on foodbanks to eat. They have struggled to pay gas bills, been threatened with eviction and could only celebrate Christmas after friends raised £1,200” (Mirror).


6th February 2015

‘The appalling death of a man caught up in benefits nightmare’

“Malcolm Burge, 66, faced a bill of £800 because of a payments mix-up by Newham Council. With a bank balance of only £50, he took the only way out he could see…

A coroner ruled this week that Mr Burge, who like his father before him had worked tending the graves at the City of London Cemetery, committed suicide after a 50 per cent cut in his housing benefit left him ensnared in bureaucracy and begging for help from Newham Borough Council, which was in turn engulfed by its caseload” (Independent).


5th March 2015

‘Former Gt Doddington woman killed herself after “constant battle” to receive disability benefit’

“Julia Kelly, of Kingsthorpe, Northampton, committed suicide in November after she had been sent a series of letters from the DWP, including one that demanded she pay back £4,000…

Ms Kelly, who previously worked for Northamptonshire Young Carers, had to give up work in 2010 due to a severe back injury that had grown progressively worse since a car crash, which wasn’t her fault, in 2005. In 2013, Ms Kelly was involved in another car crash which fractured the part of her spine that had been fused together. To repair this damage she needed a major operation lasting six hours” (Northants Telegraph).


6th March 2015

‘Dad-of-three killed himself after benefits were stopped and he was threatened with eviction’

“A father-of-three from Nelson took his own life after his benefits were stopped and he was threatened with eviction from his home, an inquest heard. The body of Benjamin Del McDonald, of Vaughan Street, was found off Gib Hill Road, where he played as a child, last November.

His sister, Mickayla Carr, told Burnley Coroner’s Court Mr McDonald was “a happy-go-lucky person” who “doted” on his five-year-old daughter. Mr McDonald, 34, suffered from depression and was reported missing by his ex-partner, Joanne Almond, on November 19 before being discovered near Marsden Park Golf Club that afternoon” (Lancashire Telegraph).


22nd June 2015

‘Heart attack victim has benefits axed for missing Jobcentre appointment as he fought for his life’

“A jobseeker had his benefits cut when a heart attack left him unable to attend his Jobcentre appointment. David Duncan’s jobseeker’s allowance was stopped last week after the 58-year-old suffered a major cardiac arrest” (Mirror)


22nd August 2015

‘Brutality of the Bedroom Tax exposed in disgraceful images of disabled Merseyside man driven from home’

“Rob Tomlinson, who has cerebral palsy, had to bathe in a paddling pool after Iain Duncan Smith’s rules forced him out of the home converted for his care” (Liverpool Echo)


28th August 2015

‘Disabled woman loses all but one of 49 hours of ILF support’

“Gaping holes have been exposed in the government’s Independent Living Fund (ILF) promises, after a local authority slashed a disabled woman’s support by 48 hours a week when the fund closed”. She had been “receiving 49 hours a week of ILF support, in addition to 35 hours of council support, but that package is now set to be cut to just 36 hours in total.

Hounslow council – which originally offered her just 21 hours a week, before it agreed to carry out another assessment – even suggested that she started using adult nappies, to lower her reliance on support from personal assistants and so ‘increase her independence” (Disability News Service)


21st September 2015

‘Coroner rules man with severe mental illness killed himself after he was found to be “fit to work” in a government assessment and lost access to his disability benefits’

“A coroner has ruled that a father with severe mental health issues killed himself after he was found ‘fit to work’ following a government assessment and lost access to his disability benefits. Michael O’Sullivan, 60, from Highgate, north London, hanged himself after being told he would no longer receive the money he had claimed for ten years, despite three doctors concluding that he was suffering from depression” (Daily Mail)


6th October 2015

‘Seriously ill Willesden man had his benefits stopped after he was deemed ‘fit for work’ weeks before he died’

“Ricky Neacey was forced to fight the decision by the Department of Work and Pensions to axe his Jobseekers allowance before it finally did a U-turn and accepted his health was failing.

The 52-year-old, who lived in a bedsit in Park Avenue, was eventually allowed to claim Employment Support Allowance (ESA), which is given to people who are deemed too ill to work, three weeks before dying from chronic liver failure.

Mr Neacey had developed diabetes and was in need of a liver operation; yet had been declared fit for work and informed that his benefits would be stopped unless he actively sought employment. At the time of his death he “had accrued rent arrears as Brent Council had stopped his Housing Benefit payments after the DWP alerted them to his benefits being axed” (Kilburn Times)


25th October 2015

‘Official letters worsen Daryl Major’s anxiety disorder’

“Housebound Daryl Major is concerned he will be left penniless if the Department for Work and Pensions continues to demand he attends an assessment centre. The 26-year-old, of Park South, has been receiving ESA (Employment and Support Allowance) for about two years after an injury to his knee left him unable to work.

Despite making numerous phone calls to the department to explain his condition, and being continually told just to send through medical evidence from his doctor, he has also received several letters over the past six months threatening to take action and stop his benefit.

He says the stress of the situation has made his anxiety disorder worse, making it even more difficult for him to leave his home. ‘They keep refusing, despite the amount of evidence stating that I need a home assessment, but they keep ignoring it,’ he said” (This is Wiltshire).


3rd November 2015

‘Pottery worker wins fight to get his benefits restored’

“Pottery worker Carl Bromfield is celebrating following a successful fight to have his employment and support allowance reinstated after it was wrongly withdrawn. Carl, a kiln placer at Royal Doulton for 20 years, had been working at Churchill China for four years before falling victim to a raft of knee problems. The 56-year-old dad-of-one, of Grays Close, Scholar Green, had to leave his job in 2013.

He was receiving Employment and Support Allowance (ESA) until late August when he was called in by the Department of Work and Pensions for an assessment on his capability to work. Following his assessment, which was carried out on behalf of the DWP by U.S. company Maximus, Carl’s weekly payments of £72 were abruptly stopped, despite the fact he presented valid medical evidence highlighting his injuries” (Stoke Sentinel).


4th November 2015

‘DWP to take adapted car away from Alsager teenager who had leg amputated’

“Student Olivia Cork, 19, has raised thousands of pounds for charity since her leg was amputated because of cancer – now benefits changes mean she will lose her car ” (Crew Chronicle).


8th November 2015

‘Anfield man named after pirate: I’m victim of daylight robbery with £80-a-week benefits cut’

“A disabled Anfield man who is named after a pirate accused the government of daylight robbery when his benefits were slashed by £80 a week. Sin Bad, 46, who changed his name by deed poll from Richard Moore, suffers severe epilepsy and struggles to walk after injuring his head during a stairwell tumble.

He was given a benefits assessment and, as a result, the Department of Work and Pensions (DWP) announced his income would be cut by £80 per week, leaving him with £167 a week to live on” (Liverpool Echo)


11th November 2015

”’Go back to work’, DWP tells man who suffered four heart attacks’

“A tenants’ champion who has been told he must go back to work despite having four heart attacks says he has been left ‘financially destitute’ and shivering cold with only a duvet to keep him warm.

The 61-year-old man – a longstanding District Management Committee activist who did not want to be named – has been fighting for his Employment Support Assessment (ESA) benefits to be reinstated after they were removed following a “work capability assessment” on September 9.

The man has been diagnosed with pancreatitis, heart disease and suffers from ‘anxiety and stress’, according to his appeal letter, which adds that his condition has ‘deteriorated considerably’ since the test” (Camden New Journal).


12th November 2015

‘Benefit sanctions against people with mental health problems up by 600 per cent’

“The number of benefit sanctions imposed on people with mental health problems has increased by over 600 per cent over the last four years, Department for Work and Pensions statistics show. A joint analysis of the figures by the Independent and the mental health charity Mind found that 19,259 people with such conditions had their benefits stopped under sanction in 2014-15 compared to just 2,507 in 2011-12 – a 668 per cent rise.

The finding comes weeks after ministers rejected a call to investigate whether such sanctions – which involve stopping a person’s disability benefit income for weeks at a time to enforce compliance – are damaging to mental health” (Independent)


13th November 2015

‘Disabled man died of heart attack after being told of ESA sanction threat’

“A disabled man died of a heart attack, just an hour after being told that the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) was threatening to stop paying his out-of-work disability benefits”. Alan McArdle “who had previously been homeless but was living in council accommodation in Slough with the support of a charity, told the friend who had read the DWP letter to him: ‘They’ve sanctioned my money,’ before he collapsed” (Disability News Service).


13th November 2015

‘Family of Great Yarmouth man who starved to death say he was ‘failed by the system’’

“Emidio Dos Santos, 43, was found dead in the Victory Hotel in Nelson Road South on October 22. It is believed he had been dead for around five days and a postmortem found he had died of bronchial pneumonia and malnutrition”.

His step-father said: “My son, Adam, had seen him in St George’s Park and it looked like he’d been beaten up, but we didn’t know how bad it was. We know that his money was stopped in August, for sanctions I think,” added Mr Pollard, 73. “But he wasn’t able to get any money from anywhere, and because his English wasn’t great I don’t think he knew where to turn. I feel like he’s been failed by the system. You can say what you like about immigrants and such but they’re still humans” (Norwich Evening News)


16th November 2015

‘Father with kidney failure and rare heart condition ‘denied Government financial support”’

“A father with kidney failure and a rare heart condition claims he has been denied financial support
from the Government. Stephen Beet, 30, undergoes five hours of dialysis at his home in North Bransholme three times a week.

Mr Beet, who works at the Aunt Bessie’s factory in west Hull, has twice applied for Personal Independence Payments (Pip) from the Department of Work and Pensions (DWP), but has been turned down. A tribunal hearing also rejected his claim” (Hull Daily Mail).


3rd December 2015

‘DWP to apologise to woman whose brother killed himself after his benefits were cut’

“A woman whose partially sighted brother killed himself after his benefits were cut is to receive an apology from the Department for Work and Pensions, after the health service ombudsman partially upheld her complaint about his case. It marks the end of a two-year battle for Linda Cooksey, 60, who believes her brother Tim Salter, a recluse with undiagnosed mental health problems, should never have been found fit for work by DWP assessors.

Salter, described by his sister as a lovely man, killed himself in September 2013, nine months after his benefits were stopped. A coroner ruled that a major factor in the 53-year-old’s death was that his benefits had been greatly reduced, leaving him almost destitute” (Guardian)


11th December 2015

‘Leiston man, 50, died after being unable to cope with changes to benefits’

“Stephen Smith, of Seaward Avenue, took his own life on January 17 this year, following a long period of mental health problems. Changes to the benefits system in June last year meant that Mr Smith was invited to submit a Personal Independent Payment (PIP) claim, as his disability allowance was about to expire.

But after the Department of Work and Pensions ruled that he was ineligible, Mr Smith and his partner Lucy Stewart, who was also on benefits relating to a learning disability, saw their weekly total cut by £137.55, and left the 50-year-old in despair over his financial situation” (East Anglian Daily Times).



7th January 2016

‘Braintree mum Dawn Amos, 67, told she’s too healthy for sick benefits on the day she dies’

“A mother battling a serious lung condition was told she no longer qualified for benefits on the day she died from her illness. Dawn Amos, 67, died as a result of suffering chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD), a collection of lung diseases.”

Her husband discovered a letter sent from the DWP two days after his wife’s death; notifying her that the disability benefits she received were being withdrawn based on “treatment, medication, symptoms and test results” (Clacton and Frinton Gazette).


11th January 2016

‘Cancer patients could be left homeless because of brutal Tory benefit cuts’

“Macmillan Cancer Support says Government cuts to ESA would leave 10% unable or struggling to pay their mortgage or rent if they lost their current £120 a month” (Mirror)


18th January 2016

‘Bedroom Tax victory: Brain damaged ex-footballer in Rocket flyover fall beats hated Tory policy’

“An ex-footballer left permanently brain damaged after a 60ft fall from a motorway flyover has beaten the government’s controversial Bedroom Tax. Neil Carroll took the near-fatal plunge after being abandoned by a rogue cabbie who’d stolen his bank card and cleared his account of £250.

The 25-year-old’s injuries left him virtually paralysed, wheelchair-bound and unable to walk and talk – and he now needs round-the-clock care. Last week, the ECHO revealed the ex-LFC academy player was being penalised by the Tory party’s Bedroom Tax at his specially-adapted home in Prescot.

But last Friday, his family successfully argued the charge was unfair at Liverpool Tribunal Court, as it was ruled Neil’s four-bedroomed home was not under-occupied” (Liverpool Echo)


21st January 2016

‘Luke Loy had a life, until his benefits started falling away’

“when his mother died of cancer, Luke found his housing benefit cut: the bedroom tax meant that from 2013 his late mother’s bedroom was classed as ‘spare’. A year later, another piece of support was pulled from him: Luke had been receiving incapacity benefit for over 20 years, but after a work capability assessment (WCA) in late 2014, he was declared ‘fit for work’.

What came next for Luke is a now familiar spiral: pushed off sickness benefits and unable to cope with the requirements of the jobcentre, he had his jobseeker’s allowance taken away. His housing benefit and council tax support were also cut. His debts started to mount and he began to struggle to feed himself. Three months later – on 29 May 2015 – when Luke failed to respond to his family’s calls, police officers broke into his house and found him dead on his bedroom floor. An inquest returned an open verdict” (Guardian)


29th January 2016

‘Mum left with just £4 after disability benefit bungle thanks Chronicle after payments resume

“A mother who had just £4 to her name after her daughter’s disability payments were unexpectedly cut is thanking the Chronicle after they were resumed. Rebecca Mason found herself in dire straits when the Department for Work and Pensions wrote to her saying benefits for her daughter Bobie Jane had stopped.

“I got a letter in the post saying that we wouldn’t be getting our disability living allowance anymore because we hadn’t returned the application for my daughter’s personal independent payments,” said Rebecca, who lives at Steeple Bay Holiday Park. But I never received the form in the first place” (Essex Chronicle)


29th January 2016

‘The government denied me disability benefit because I could ‘probably make a sandwich'”

“I allegedly didn’t look tired enough at my assessment to convince them that my Multiple Sclerosis-induced fatigue is real” (New Statesman).


11th February 2016

‘Stroke sufferer says DWP are “forcing him back into work”’

“A Crewe man says he feels he is being punished for having a stroke because the DWP is forcing him back into employment when he is unfit. Michael Ashley, who worked at Airbus in Broughton, had a stroke in December 2014 and now struggles to use one side of his body. On occasion he has had ‘accidents’ where he has been unable to get to the toilet on time.

But, following a 43 minute health assessment to see if he is eligible for employment and support allowance (ESA) – the benefit which has replaced incapacity benefit – the DWP has just ruled he is fit to work” (Crewe Chronicle).


18th February 2016

‘Emily has organ failure – yet her mother had to battle for benefits’

Emily Field “has had type 1 diabetes since she started primary school. Over the past three years Field’s health has deteriorated rapidly – she’s struggled with chronic fatigue, pain and failing eyesight – and in the spring of 2015 she was diagnosed with diabetic kidney disease”. Doctors informed Ms Field that she would not live “much longer without dialysis and a pancreas and kidney transplant”.

Yet, the jobcentre declared her ineligible for employment and support allowance, because her fiance works more than 16 hours a week: “while she was waiting for a double organ transplant – Field’s rejection for personal independence payments (PIP) was confirmed. Looking through the rundown of the assessment sent to Atos’s customer service department, it is filled with references to Field’s appearance (‘well kept’) and scatterings of medical detail in broken sentences (‘she goes to the renal clinic … She has blood tests, it hurts her and stresses her out … she goes to eye clinic’).

This was the third time that Ms Field had been denied disability benefits in two years; or perhaps the fourth, as on one occasion the DWP lost the paperwork, meaning she had to reapply (Guardian).


22nd February 2016

‘Grieving mum found hanged near Bedroom Tax eviction letter had written poverty plea to David Cameron’

“Frances McCormack, aged 53, had been badgered for Bedroom Tax after the death of her 16-year-old son Jack Allen in 2013, an inquest heard” (Mirror)


3rd March 2016

‘Paul Donnachie’s benefits were suspended. Months later, he killed himself’

“Paul Donnachie, who had depression and anxiety, would have turned 51 a fortnight ago. Instead, his elder sister, Eleanor, from Coatbridge, Lanarkshire – 10 miles from Paul’s former council flat in Glasgow city centre – is speaking to me about his death.

Last June, Paul had his sickness benefits stopped by the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) when he missed his fifth ‘fit for work’ test. The DWP contacted Glasgow city council, and Paul had both his housing benefit and council tax support suspended”.

It took several months for Mr Donnachie’s benefits to be to be reinstated. During the period when he had no income, “he relied on the council for two Scottish welfare crisis grants to pay for electricity, gas, and food” as well as food parcels from a relative.

A month later, the council made an error, and stopped paying Mr Donnachie’s housing benefit. On 15 January, Paul Donnachie’s body “was found by bailiffs arriving to evict him. He had killed himself: it’s thought he had been dead for two months” (Guardian)


14 March 2016

‘Dying woman told by DWP the mobility car she calls her “legs” is being taken away’

“A terminally ill woman has been informed by the Department of Work and Pensions that the mobility car she relies on as her ‘legs’ is being taken away, following an assessment at her home. Marie Piles, 34, from Port Talbot, is unable to walk around the room without running out of breath and needs to carry up to four oxygen tanks with her whenever she leaves the house in case her oxygen levels drop, she told Wales Online. She will be left ‘housebound’ if the car is taken, she said” (Independent)


18th March 2016

“I am incredibly proud of the welfare reforms that the government has delivered over the last five years” – Iain Duncan Smith (BBC)


21st March 2016

‘Dying dad’s disability benefits axed after he cuddled his little girl during assessment’

“A dying dad has told how his disability benefit was axed – after he lovingly reached out to hug his four-year-old daughter. Father-of-five Mark Roberts, 45, has just two years to live after surviving a massive heart attack. But he says he scored zero on a test of his mobility and daily living after an assessor watched him embrace his little girl Saffron, who was suffering from chicken pox” (Mirror)


13th May 2016

‘Suicides of benefit claimants reveal DWP flaws, says inquiry’

“A series of secret internal inquiries into the deaths of people claiming social security reveal that ministers were repeatedly warned of shortcomings in the treatment of vulnerable claimants facing potentially traumatic cuts to their benefits entitlements.

The conclusions are contained in 49 Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) inquiry reports finally released to campaigners on Friday after a two-year Freedom of Information (FOI) battle. Some 40 of the reports followed a suicide. In 10 cases, the claimant had had their benefits sanctioned” (Guardian)


3rd June 2016

‘Disabled woman has benefits removed by DWP after trying to find work – the woman had written permission from the Department for Work and Pensions to start work when her benefits were stopped’

“A paraplegic woman has been penalised by the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) after resigning from a part-time job she sought herself but was unable to continue due to ill health. The woman had her benefits stopped after she gave up working eight hours a week for a consultancy agency.

The DWP allow disabled people to receive sickness benefits if they are employed fewer than 16 hours a week and earn less than £115.50 for it. Speaking to the Guardian under the pseudonym Sarah Jones, she said she received written permission from the DWP to start work. But by March, Ms Jones told the DWP she had to resign because the job was taking a toll on her health.

A month later, the DWP fraud department accused her of working without permission” (Independent)


28th August 2016

‘This man has had his Disability Living Allowance stopped despite having had a heart attack, two strokes and kidney problems’

“Philip Williams, 56, from Caernarfon has been plagued by health problems in recent years including kidney failure, loss of hearing and ulcerative colitis – which brings on bouts of extreme diarrhoea and vomiting.

But he has now been told via a letter from the Department of Work and Pensions (DWP) on Monday saying that his Disability Living Allowance will be stopped next month after a recent medical assessment deemed him ineligible for benefits” (Wales Online)


29th August 2016

‘Man who had heart attack and two strokes has Disability Living Allowance revoked by DWP’

“A man said he had been declared fit to work despite suffering from a heart attack, two strokes and having 12 hours of kidney dialysis a week. Phillip Williams, from Caernarfon, Wales, has been informed by the Department of Work and Pensions that his Disability Living Allowance will be stopped next month.

The 56-year-old was born with Alports Syndrome, a rare genetic disorder which causes kidney disease, hearing loss and can also affect the eyes. He has also been diagnosed with ulcerative colitis, which brings on bouts of extreme vomiting and diarrhoea” (Independent).


19th September 2016

‘Disabled multiple sclerosis sufferer wins appeal after being told he is ‘fit enough to get bus’ to work’

“A disabled man has won his appeal against cruel benefits cuts that left him stranded without a car. David Trotter – who has multiple sclerosis (MS) – lost his vehicle when a vital mobility payment was slashed by officials. The 32-year-old, who needs crutches to walk, was told he was fit enough to take a bus from his home in Dalkeith, Midlothian, to his job 15 miles away in Livingston. But David has had his payments reinstated after winning an appeal last week” (Daily Record)


20th September 2016

‘Stroke victim “told to take back-to-work test while still in hospital”‘

“An MP is demanding an investigation after a stroke victim claimed she was told she must undergo a back-to-work test – while in a hospital stroke unit. Labour’s Iain Wright said the case was one of the most disgraceful he had heard from constituents on sickness benefits who have been told to undergo a work capability assessment” (Independent)


6th October 2016

‘Woman has disability benefits stopped – despite not being able to climb her own stairs’

“A woman suffering from a long list of debilitating conditions who was told her benefits had been stopped because she was deemed capable of working

Sally Rahali is barely being able to walk up a set of stairs, and has welcomed news that people with chronic illnesses will no longer be reassessed…The 42-year-old scored ‘zero’ on a work capability assessment, meaning her Employment and Support Allowance payments (ESA) of £299 a fortnight have been stopped” (Mirror).


15th October 2016

‘Woman whose benefits cut during open heart surgery has PIP payments slashed again’

“A disabled woman who had much-needed benefits stopped because she missed appointments whilst having open heart surgery , has had her benefit slashed again. Lyn Wright from Colwyn Bay had her Personal Independence Payments (PIP) stopped in August but had it reinstated after the Daily Post highlighted her plight .

Now, after being assessed by a Capita, the private company tasked by the DWP to carry out ‘work assessments’ she was told she will lose her higher rate Personal Independence Payment (PIP). The higher rate PIP entitled Lyn to a mobility car and she said she will be unable to make weekly doctor’s appointments without it.

She said vital care will have to be scrapped because of the reduction in money, from £139.75 to £55.10 a week, which came after what she described as an ‘inadequate assessment’ in which the assessor told her she ‘didn’t have time’ for Lyn to list her ailments” (Daily Post)


18th October 2016

‘MS sufferer who struggles to walk has had disability allowance taken away’

“A mother-of-two who struggles to walk more than a few metres without help has had her mobility allowance taken away. Assessors from the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) visited multiple sclerosis (MS) sufferer Mel Wiseman at her home in Newton Burgoland in July and decided she no longer qualified for the £87-a-month personal independence payment (PIP) awarded the previous year due to her disability” (Leicester Mercury).


26th October 2016

‘Victory for Cinderford woman in benefits battle with DWP’

“Sophie Allen, who was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis (MS) in 2015, has won an appeal against the government department after being refused Personal Independence Payments (PIP) in the summer.”

As Ms Allen outlined: “After the initial struggle of being newly diagnosed with a lifelong illness and receiving no support, I started to apply for PIP in January 2016. It was a horrible process. You have to be assessed which is very demoralising and from a personal point of view, pointless. I was asked lots of irrelevant questions about my education, what food I liked and my house. I was denied the benefit, as if it’s not bad enough that I’m 35 years-old and walk up the road like I’m drunk, with my three children, because of my condition” (Forest Review).


30th October 2016

‘Boy with half a heart gets benefits taken away on his eighth birthday’

“The schoolboy will need a transplant if he is to reach adulthood, and has already undergone five operations and been brought back to life twice. He was born without a left ventricle, meaning his heart only has one pump instead of two – making it difficult for blood to be sent around his body…now the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) say his condition is ‘not as severe’ as previously thought because he can walk 50 metres at a normal pace.

Shockingly, Ben received the letter (referring to him by the wrong name) saying the majority of his benefits are being taken away on his eighth birthday, June 26 this year. His family are now facing a shortfall of £700 a month after his dad Paul’s carer’s allowance was also taken away” (Metro)





Ordeals of this kind did not begin with the Conservative and Liberal Democrat Coalition government, of 2010-15. In 2007, one of my own relatives was left unable to continue working as a long-distance haulier, following the onset of illness. He was misdiagnosed as having suffered a minor stroke; and subsequently undertook the equivalent of a work capability assessment in order to qualify for disability benefits. He was declared ineligible. After nearly half a year of deteriorating health, he was eventually diagnosed with Motor Neuron Disease. He died several months afterwards.

In fact, there were a number of similar cases preceding the Coalition government’s reforms; which were introduced during the period 2011-13. In December 2009, a pregnant woman called Christelle Pardo jumped to her death, while holding her five-month-old son; after her benefits had been stopped. In April 2010, an unemployed man, named Stephen Cawthra, committed suicide. He had previously seen his benefits stopped, though reinstated; and had been taken to court over debts. Anxieties about money were believed to be the primary factor behind his suicide.

There were at least two incidents of this kind during the immediate months of the Coalition government’s term in office, however. During July 2010, the Scottish author Paul Reekie committed suicide; and friends of his affirmed “letters informing him that his welfare benefits were to be halted were found close to his body”. In August 2010, Leanne Chambers took her own life, after “receiving a letter telling her she had to be assessed by a doctor to see if she was fit to return to work”.

For years now, people have been dying in needless distress – either due to the conditions they were left in through the failures of the benefit system; or at their own hands, when they could no longer cope with the circumstances which confronted them. Why has there been such a systemic failure to protect people from deleterious changes in their lives? Moreover, why have a succession of governments continuously denied people the support which they required, when they needed it most? And why has so much misery been imposed upon socially vulnerable men and women, so needlessly?

Britons against unpatriotic crisps, and other food-based blights on our nation; for Brexit.

Few things in life could demand a firmer moral stance than food; and nothing could pep-up the nation’s vivacity faster than harnessing gut instinct.

To that end, a steady instillation of patriotism into the future contents of one’s bowels will lead our nation to achieve its destiny – and induce perfect hygienic regularity among its citizens – at one fell stroke. Never has this been more important than before now.

Therefore we must close the borders to foreign fruit and vegetables, in order to purify the British crop. British children must not grow up with bananas and oranges in one hand or the other; no longer able to appreciate the nutritional value of a good British apple or a pure, juicy parsnip. In short, it is time to take back control of our shopping trollies and supermarket hand-baskets; and Bake Britain Great Again.

It is a simple fact that food consumed in Britain should ideally be born here, and speak English.

Take crisps, for example: to put it bluntly, potatoes are a foreign introduction to our shores. The only sensible solution to this offence is for Britain to ban any import of root vegetables; and instead of making crisps out of the potato, we should simply use native turnips, cauliflowers, and perhaps the odd frond of indigenous kale.

More importantly still, crisps should have appropriate and patriotic flavours – ones which capture the true spirit of Britain. Once assured of this, a six-bag multipack will allow a comprehensive range of British seasoning for British crisps, for British people. I propose the following:

1 x Bovril
1 x Ovaltine
1 x Full English Breakfast
1 x Football
1 x The Battle of Britain
1 x Trafalgar Day

You see, the British crisp is a highly intelligent, highly capable crisp. Not for the true born Briton the decadent tang of ‘Prawn Cocktail’; nor the effete intellectual palate of ‘Avocado & Tarragon’. The British crisp will be firm, the British crisp will be proud, and the British crisp will be on the march.

We should also demand that any food stuff or type which does move into Britain should learn to speak our native language once here. This will pull everyone in a more sensible direction.

For example, baguettes could be renamed “bread wands”; and croissants “pastries beige in flavour and appearance”. A cappuccino should be called “a frothy coffee” – as a matter of urgency. While champagne can make any future reference to itself as “fizzy alcoholic grape juice”. This will prevent riots breaking out on the streets of Britain, by ensuring that nobody ever hears a suspiciously foreign-sounding word at any time.

What’s more, there is little reason for anyone to be unduly concerned by an increase of food prices. People can simply summon the spirit of Dunkirk – that is to say, employ a bit of gumption, some pluck, maintain a stiff upper elbow; and take a do-it-yourself approach to the whole affair.

For example, you can simply make your own Marmite, out of shredded pages from the Telegraph, and spent tea-bags – providing a healthy combination of much needed foliage, and essential daily papers.

And it need not end there. If foreign companies, such as Nestle, opt to increase their prices – due to the Brexpeditious reduction of sterling’s value – then we can simply clone their fare; and create British mutations of them instead. This could not be simpler.

To take but one instance, Kit Kats: first, we begin by downloading their DNA from the internet; and then we splice it with a genetically-British foodstuff, such as bread or pie crust – and behold: Brit Kats.

In fact, let us put this scheme at the very heart of Britain’s future trade plans. British brentrepreneurs can brexport native-grown goods to every far flung corner of the planet in the world. It will not be difficult to remain competitive: the tea plantations in Britain are among the most productive in the western hemisphere. Homegrown British tea-leaves can be exported to all countries which are less well equipped to grow their own tea than we are – such as India, China, or Africa.

Picture it now: the new Royal Yacht sailing the many seas of the world – bringing tea, crisps and an edible version of Marmite to grateful nations. All thanks to Brexit.

Fair-minded readers will surely concur that all of this offers irrefutable evidence of Brexit’s imminent glory. I really cannot imagine the sort of person who would disagree; and I think that says all we need to know about them.