The Right-Minded View: Opposites Attract
Donald Trump was a man – Theresa May was a woman. It seemed as if they were just too different to get along.
He wanted to build walls – she wanted to salt the earth with the tears of widows and orphans.
But she looked past the fake-tan, and saw the insecure tyrant within. He saw through the vacuous materialism – and gazing into her abyss, her abyss gazed into him.
Together, they combined the timelessness of a nylon rug with the kind of moxy that built the pyramids.
But would she sell him her nation’s health service – or her soul?
Opposites Attract: A Love Story – available at all good horror movie outlets now.